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Contact Alan Duncan

Hello. I receive lots of email. Please use this form to contact me for any legitimate reason.


I get these questions a lot. Is yours among them?

The lèse-majesté laws of Thailand are inimical to everything that a free society should uphold. The criminal code of Thailand includes harsh penalties for speaking out against the royal family. This is the way of authoritarianism. In any case, please do not contact me about my views of the Thai monarchy.

Cocoa Factory ceased operations several years ago. Transition plans were provided. In short, no.

Nowhere. Twitter is the mouthpiece of authoritarian thugs, Nazis, and white-supremacists.

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Subject: Project proposal accepted [MONTH/NRN]

Hello Alan,

This is just to inform you that our proposal has been accepted. Hooray!


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